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25 Responses to “More Terry’s Bristolian language lessons”

  • Retrobates:

    Gert Luv This. Yopes fer more.

  • PaninaroAurora:

    Because EVERYBODY, every language, has to know how to compliment a nice, huge package.

  • fionac65:

    I laughed so hard at this… very amusing. lmao!!!!

  • cj150000118:

    the jokes is that he sounds bristolian even when he’s been normal haw haw haw

  • jwalshuk:

    another modest tip is to place “to” on end of questions

    where are you goin – where you goin to?

    where have you been – where you been to?

    u get the all-purpose idear lol

  • tjml919191:

    Filton… i go college there lmao

  • electricumbrella1:

    Yay! I’m a Brizzle Babber! ‘Tis gert lush, izzit! All them outsiders will be with you deh Brizzle tongue now. Proper job, proper job.

  • davrodaverob:

    fuckin idiot

  • Didster100:

    Cheers me cocker, that were a propper gud lesson to all the outsiders

  • 123raaawr:

    i reckon bristolian accents are amusing(:
    i come from bristol, but like most ov our accents aint as passionate as this, we just like say m’like and shiz. but i despise it when people are like, omg you come from england so your all posh cause you talk like the queen. In bristol we dont ha(: as you can see from the video (;

  • Azog150:

    ‘ere luv, come back to mine for a cider and a massage….”

  • StompMasta:

    lol dnt sound bristolian sounds like gloucester thwart between forester

  • stigmus77:

    maybe terry is just taking the piss, im bristolian and dont get my head up my ass over it i just laugh which is the whole point dont u reckon?

  • brickbat44:

    ABSOLUTE STUDENT TWAT

  • brickbat44:

    terry you wanna be piece of student cockwaffle lob your hook you pathetic modest britain copying twat,there gives a RIVER with bridges and even your gloucester is feeble?
    north somerset you pathetic modest shit?
    clueless cunt

  • GoFedererWoo:

    5 tips to speak ‘properr’ Bristolian:

    1) Listen to the Wurzels and learn how to really over-emphasise your R’s in everything.

    2) The “th” sound should be pronounced “fuh” – ‘think’ becomes ‘fink’ etc.

    3) NEVER say “ing”; ‘something’ > ‘sumut’ … ‘thinking’ > ‘finken’

    4) Family members & close friends are refered to as ‘Our’, or ‘Ar’ to be more precise; “Uncle Kevin” > “Ar Kev”

    5) Inanimate objects are always “he” or “she”; “That’s a nice bike” > “He’s alright he is in’he?”

  • toomuchwhiskey:

    err that doesnt count as bristol u wally. thats like south glous and somefing else.

  • toomuchwhiskey:

    if u got to bristol they do! lol

  • amybisp:

    haha, yeah right!

  • malikishot:

    Im glad they dont sound that way, this guy sounds.. O_O

  • amybisp:

    what?

  • malikishot:

    Rofl im glad?

  • malikishot:

    Rofl.

  • amybisp:

    Lmaoo this is well amusing!! Im from Bristol and i know a couple of people who sound like this! Most people aren’t like this though, but it’s still amusing! :L :L

  • Jacob1o:

    fucking hell lol i remmber when some boys from london wer chattign me up be4 and said to me alrigth like wnna com bak to myne for a bit of fun i was freaked cus most bristolian guys uase dif chat up lines

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